| Amish? Nah. |
The Amish are supposed to be all back-to-the-pilgrims, ignorant and innocent of our strange mechanical and electrical ways. Why the hell do they know what computer desks are for? Have you seen their website? There's poker tables and CD trays in there. What the hell, Amish people? You make good furniture, but I held you to higher standards than that. This is gorgeous furniture, but man, I don't need that kind of culture shock! And why the hell is there a website?!