Thursday, December 15, 2011

George Whitman Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself

Yesterday marked the passing of George Whitman, owner of the Paris bookstore Shakespeare and Company.  The world has lost a treasure. I fear this passing is indicative of the passing of a generation, a lifestyle of print media. May we continue with our electronic books with wild abandon but remember those free markets that came before us.  NYTimes

Well, that was wildly dramatic.  Next I would like to preform a reading from my new play, "The World is Fucked and I Want a Condom." Who says I can't get deep?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Child's Play, Worth Your Time


When I was little, I had a problem chewing on my lower lip.  This problem developed into a cyst that had to be removed from my mouth surgically, involving an overnight stay in the hospital.  That night scared the crap out of me.  I remember telling my mom that I loved my sister for good golly sake, the worst thing a small boy can admit to.  The best I can say from that experience is that it left me with an unease of hospitals and a small spider-shaped scar in my inner lip, which is kinda cool.

Then, a couple of years ago, I witnessed the other side of the bed.  The girl I was dating's little boy came down with pneumonia.  He had to be put in the hospital for a couple of days.  Seeing the worry on his face, being in a foreign place, poked and prodded while his mommy and dude-in-over-his-head stood by and watched... Shit, that haunts me.  I know how he felt.  So I did what I could: I went and got his toys, books and videos.  We played trucks up and down the halls (the nurses loved us), we read when he could not sleep cause the oxygen nose thingie just is not made for comfort and we fell asleep to the 312-334th viewings of Curious George (that movie also haunts me, too.  Damn you Will Farrell).  Point is, distractions and normalcy make a hospital visit so much better to a small child.  Play is good.  Don't worry, I am sharing for a reason.

Last year, I promoted the charity Child's Play.  I am still doing that.  Created by the webcomic folks at Penny Arcade, Child's Play is a worthwhile use of your attention and money.  Listed as "a chance for gamers to give back," the charity raises money and materials for children's hospitals around the world.  They give the distractions that so many children so much sicker than me and my little buddy ever were really need.  Child's Play helps children in need play, and honestly I cannot think of anything more worthwhile.  'Cept maybe Smile Train... or the Ronald McDonald House... Dammit, stay focused...

So, a charity by webcomic-isists you say... How good can it be?  They only already crossed 1 Million dollars in donations and gifts this year. But, if you still do not trust the hellions over at Penny Arcade with your money, that is fine.    In conjunction with hospitals around the world, Penny Arcade has set up wishlists over at Amazon.com (This link is for the Children's Hospital in New Orleans, my personal favorite and closest to home.)  That way you can donate directly to the hospital if that is your bag.

As librarians we give a lot, if not all, of our time helping.  If you feel that is enough charity, I will back you everyday of the week.  And if you already donate your money or time somewhere, bless you as you are better than I will ever be.  But if you feel like helping a few kids to play, throw out some money for a book, DVD or video game to a kid's hospital.  You make the world a better place, but there's always ways to make it just a little better.  That's coming from a real cynical bastard, so you know it's true.

Notice:  Know that Child's Play is a nonprofit organization.  I have not received any money, nor will I receive any money for this posting from Child's Play charity.  I support this charity of my own free will and have not been taken over by said organization as a ploy to integrate webcomics into the library community.  Unshelved already did that anyway.

Monday, December 5, 2011

School Library News: Buying Kindles and English Kids Can't Read

Lexington Elementary School in Monroe, LA has bought Kindles for their students in hopes that the electronic readers will promote student book clubs or something.  The kids definitely not use them to play games and surf the internet, they swear.  TheRepublic

A study by people with accents concluded that almost 4 million U.K. kids, almost 1 in 3, do not own a book.  When surveyed, the kids thought Doctor Who was the most bad ass Dr. Seuss character. TheTelegraph

Palmyra Library Shills for The Electric Company

The Palmyra Public Library of Palmyra, PA has entered into a fundraising agreement with the Stream Energy electrical company.  The agreement is simple, the library switches to Stream Energy (nope, not "steam," I read it wrong at first and thought of librarian's shoveling coal) and convinces their patrons to also do the switch.  For every patron they get to switch, they get $4 per month for however long that person keeps an account. LDNews

I am torn, frankly.  On one side, we got a great funding opportunity from an unexpected source.  On the other, we have a library being sponsored by a private company.  Wherever you stand on the privatization of libraries, it has to start somewhere.  Sure, right, there is no effort by Stream Energy to influence the library or take over its services, but we can all see that this is more than the average donation.  Why not go further?

Hell, see that image to the left of "The Electric Company"?  It's an advertisement.  Click on it and it will take you to Amazon and I get little to nothing.  Tons of images of books on a library website have linked to Amazon could generate tons of revenue for a possible library but wouldn't that be a little wrong?  We shall see.