Dave Barry Stole My "Big Bird" Porn Joke Before I Could Tell Him Who I Was

Somebody hacked the Sesame Street Youtube page and posted porn on it.  And by 'hacked' we probably mean to say the hackers probably guessed the answer to the secret question guarding their password ("How do you get to Sesame Street?") was "your mom."  CNN

Columnist and overall funny dude Dave Barry noted on his blog

NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM 'BIG BIRD'

which is totally what I was gonna say.  You win this one, Barry.  Actually, you probably win most of them.  Seriously, why are you guys reading this when you could be over at his blog?  This is why I drink.

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