Monday, February 6, 2012

Mom Attacks Urban Outfitters After They Are Cool

An outraged mother has created a Facebook page decrying Urban Outfitters new sexy Valentine books.  She claims titles like "Position of the Day" are not appropriate for such a wonderful cultural establishment.

This is a problem facing the kids of today.  I mean, the first time I walked into a Hot Topic and saw a pentagram on a t-shirt, I remember thinking, "There's no way the dark lord would agree to that."  The plague of pushing your open values despite my religion without sacrificing a goat to He Who Shall Be Named If You Want To Live Through Armegeddon is sweeping the nation.  I totally understand this woman not wanting an open discussion point with her children.  I like to just stare awkwardly at the children I am sacrificing to the open, cold dark abyss instead of telling them the dangers of talking to strangers.  I should start a Facebook page, too.

Dedham mom blasts Urban Outfitters over sex books - Boston Herald