Showing posts with label Civil War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Civil War. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2012

Library of Congress Civil War Letters Show How Much Modern Americans Suck At Writing

"Letters and diaries from those who lived through the Civil War offer a new glimpse at the arguments that split the nation 150 years ago and some of the festering debates that survive today.
The Library of Congress, which holds the largest collection of Civil War documents, pulled 200 items from its holdings to reveal both private and public thoughts from dozens of famous and ordinary citizens who lived in the North and the South. Many are being shown for the first time."

Once again, the LoC breaks out its toy chest and shows how inadequate we are as 21st century Americans.  Yes, many of these Civil War letters/diaries were penned by people that were wrestling with and ultimately made poor life decisions, but have you seen the penmanship on these things?  I am not even sure I can write a cursive "Q" and these guys are doing calligraphy while having deep and engaging thoughts.  

Also, the deep and engaging thoughts part.  In one hundred and fifty years, will the LoC break out twitter feeds from now?  What would that say?  "From American twitter user @homiefarts: I cnt Blive I cnt watch the return of LiLo in #Liz&Dick cause of #Frankenstorm aftermath."  Imagine that the next time you tweet about your breakfast.

US library pulls diaries, letters from Civil War - The Associated Press:


US library pulls diaries, letters from Civil War
The Associated Press
WASHINGTON (AP) — Letters and diaries saved for 150 years from those who lived through the Civil War are offering a new glimpse of the arguments that split the nation. The Library of Congress holds the largest collection of Civil War documents.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

American Civil War Part II: Upload Wars

The architect of our doom.

The law-dogs in Washington (which is near Seattle) proposed two bills on capitol hill that would allow websites to be blocked if they post stuff that other people claim is not their stuff.  These bills (SOPA and PIPA, which stand for other words) alienated the Internet community thing and people were mad.

Pictured: SOPA, an asshole douchE.  FIRST!
People were so mad that they went back into the past and formed companies called Google and Wikipedia.  They made these Internet companies become really popular by giving away free information and services so that when the time came for the bills to be protested, January 18th, 2012, they could shut down or post stuff to highlight the things.

Pictured: Google, Wikipedia, other websites and the Internet behind them.
Then came the day after the time for the bills to be protested, January 19th, 2012ish.  The website megaupload.com was shut down for the main reason that these bills were proposed.  Then came the small collective Anonymous, who was really really mad, so they started hacking and hacking until they could hack no more.

Pictured: Anonymous hacker people
The fighting escalated after that.  After the government raided the offices of all the big banks and sank their ships and bailed them out, the whole country started what was known as a "flame war" but what is now known as "American Civil War Part II: Upload Wars." The fighting continued until the mighty American States of United Way was destroyed December 21, 2012.  Then we all got spaceships.

Evan Banned, III
History report for Ms. Habisham's 12th Grade English Class
January 24, The Future

Sources:
Wikipedia, Jr.
Cracked.com

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

iPad App Makes Civil War Photos Pop in 3D

Just jumps right out at ya, am I right?

Matt Raymond, the Library of Congress's former communications director, used original Civil War negatives to create 3D images for an iPad app.  Twenty-four of the pictures will be with the first incarnation of the app with more possibly on the way.  The app will cost you $1.99 or you could just hop on over to the LoC where the 3D images have been donated.

This is cool and all, but I want some true to life 4D rocking my mobile, you know?  I want what Harry Potter has and I am not talking Ginny Weasley.  When my newspapers, books and magazines feature people dancing for my amusement without me having to click on a play button, I will be happy.  And do not try to tell me about GIFs either.  They do not count until they stop repeating themselves like a YouTube video with Tourrette's Syndrome.  Until then, my iPhone will keep doing the same things it always does:  playing Angry Birds, dropping calls, and taking blurry photos.

Daily Mail