Glenn Beck, here-forthwith to be known as "The Devil," announced just a couple of days ago that he will be partnering with Simon and Schuster to publish more crap under their fiction/nonfiction print Mercury Ink. Anybody else realize that mercury is poison and would probably not make the best ink?I hope Simon and Schuster made a good deal with The Devil. I could imagine him screwing them over. Like with one of those weird bargains like wishing for immortality but then finding out you did not wish for youth so you grow all old and nasty forever. Wait... I bet they wished for best-selling books. That's why they sell this pulp feces. [CrainsNewYork]