| Nothing says love like sleep. |
Today everyone else on the Innernets is going off about
the Grammy's and Valentines. Honestly, I could give a shit about either, both because I am really tired of looking at that Beiber kid and if you can stalk someone on Facebook and not say "I <3 U" every single day, then you really should not be on Facebook at all. That is what it is all about, folks.
Also, I seem to have stumbled into a raging case of insomnia the likes of which I have not seen in months. If anyone out there has some fun old timey wisdom about getting to and staying asleep, let me hear it. To note: I have already changed my diet, tried booze, cut caffeine for three days, and gone to bed at the same time every night. If that boring stuff sprang to your mind, weak sauce, bro. I am looking for the truly out there batshit "my-grandma-swore-by-batshit" kinda advise.
P.S. Yes I do have a valentine and she is spectacular. Much love, Olive!