Showing posts with label Libris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Libris. Show all posts

Friday, April 22, 2011

S is for Sequel

"Explosive Fairy Action" 
Todd, Daily Rag-A-Muffin

"This is about as pure example of the fae-splotation genre as you can get." 
Evan, Banned Library

"Four Tacos, would you like anything else?" 
Wendy, Taco Crazy Loco

"Whoever said 'I don't believe in fairies' needs to be shot because it would take a thunder-clap to bring Libris back from the dead. Who wants nachos?" 
Ernie, Annoying Neighbor

From the mind that brought you First Wood and Libris: First Wood Part II comes a new type of action blog post.  

First they destroyed her wood for paper.  

Then she got her revenge.  

Now, after years of rebuilding, a new threat is on the horizon in...


Coming May 2015








or maybe June 2015... 








We don't know.  
We might have company that day. 








Maybe July?  
Nah, the kids have camp.  
Okay, I guess May or June.  2015.








Ooooo, what about October?  We can watch the leaves turn...


Wait, what are you talking about?


Our vacation.  Why, what are you talking about?


The opening date for LIBRIS III.  


Oh...  Yeah, that'll never happen.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

L is for Libris: First Wood Part II

Barbie A Fairy Secret Transforming Doll


It has been seven years since the men came and tore down the forest to make their books.  Sure, the men had come back and planted saplings, but Libris the fairy did not care.  All her woodland friends were gone.  Her family was gone.  Now all she had was the toil of work to keep her sane, to bring back the forest.  Then he arrived.

"How ya doin, Libris?" Colonel James Brackinridge of the first Fairy Infantry Battalion asked.

"Don't know why you're here, Colonel," Libris said, "Told you I wouldn't go back to the Fairy Corps.  My forest needs me."

"Of course your forest needs you, now more than ever.  That's why I'm here.  They got our woodland friends."

"What do you mean?" 

"The men.  They got our woodland friends.  Gonna eat'um.  We gotta-"

"What do you mean 'we' and 'our,' Colonel?  I haven't see the Corps here in 10 years.  Where were you when "we" were getting our forest cut down and turned into books?" 

"Look, are you gonna go after those damn men or not?" The Colonel said, spitting into the dirt as he said it.

"Yeah, I'm gonna get them good and when I come back," Libris said, pointing her finger into The Colonel's chest, "I'm coming for you."

Then Libris set off on a journey to bring down man and bring back the forest.  First, she created television to hurt the print sales.  Then came the Internet to kill the newspapers.  Then to finally destroy paper, she met with her friends the Kendle fairies that lived in the jungle and created eBooks.  

Her task almost complete, Libris returned to the forest, found Colonel James Brackinridge, and fed him a lead salad.

Fin

Libris will return in "Libris III"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

F is for Fairy Tale

Barbie A Fairy Secret Transforming Doll

First Wood

Once there was a little fairy named Libris who lived in a magical forest.  Libris made her home in an old cherry tree that stood all by itself in the middle of an clearing.  Many other animals lived in the tree with Libris and she would spend all day playing with them and at night she would make up stories for them to go to sleep to.

Then one day a bunch of men came along with machinery and chopped down the entire forest.  The wood was used to make books.

Fin

Libris will return in "Libris: First Wood Part II"

Edits: made a few changes as the ideas came to me, thank you junebug for the inspiration :)