Showing posts with label catholic. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cathollics Excited Then Bummed About New Youth Book

The 15 Most Beautiful and Common Catholic Prayers 










"And ye shall not go puttin things on your junk," so sayeth the Lord.
A new Catholic book was released this week that told that contraception methods were okay.  Then, in a manner much like the days of yore, they burned 30,000 copies of the heretic book.  The book, YouCat, was for catholic youth (YouCat, Young Catholics... you get it) originally written in German.  During the translation process, apparently the words for "crazy hopeful timing contraception method" and "all contraception methods" sound the same in German and the book was misprinted which lead to the aforementioned 30,000 being deposed of forthwith.

Sure.  Right.  "Mistake."  I get it, Popey.  Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.  We all make mistakes sometimes, baby.  Ain't no thang.  Now, let's get you some medicine.  Paging Dr. Freud...

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