Kinect Sells Like Crazy Sexy Hot Cakes

Guiness, the company that counts the best in the world, has declared Microsoft's Kinect to be the Fastest Selling Computer Electronic Device.  To claim the honor, Kinect had to not only outsell Apple's iPhone and iPad devices, but do it really fast.  How fast?  Like a bunny.  A really fast bunny that sells 133,333 Kinects a day on average.  A salesman of the year kind of bunny that does not have time for his wife and kids because he just loves selling Kinect so much that he memorizes its applications but does not bother to come to even one baseball game.  Just one game, Dad! 

I mean Bunny. 

Hey, that thing sold a lot, huh?

Do not believe me?  Why should you; I am a stranger on the Internet.  Now get into my van and eat that damn candy.  Or just click here.  Yeah, that is less creepy.

Are Microsoft... What's a Word that Means "Racist Against Nerds"?

Microsoft is trying to patent a dating site algorithm that will connect people with "fringe interests."  I will let that sink in, then stop you when you get too dirty with "fringe interests."  They are looking to set people up with similar, you know, nerd hobbies.  As Geekwire reports, Microsoft specifically mentions comic books as an interest no red-blooded American that wants to get his freak on talks about in public.

I have to ask, is Microsoft being... I do not even have a word for it.  Not Nerdist, cause that's awesome.  Anti-nerd?  Nerd-con?  That would be cool.

Whatever, when your founder looks like this, you might want to reword your patents there, Microsoft.  I mean, its not like you are @jus10barbour or something.