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A sunny day in the deep south town of Midway, GA. Heat rises off the pavement. The humidity makes walking akin to swimming. Enter the criminals and a new street drug to prey on the weakness that such a boil brings.Officers located three deviants setting up an illegal sidewalk speakeasy of the drug locally known as "lemonade." After asking for their business and food licences, the boys in blue forced the scum of society to take their yellow poison elsewhere despite pleas that they were just raising money for the a trip to the"water park" an obvious code word for "black tar heroin den." As the criminals were minors and the drug itself is so new it is still under investigation by the FDA, they were released and their wares confiscated by officers.
"Lemonade" is a dangerous new chemical that leaves the drinker with a puckered yet satisfying taste in the mouth and a lessening of thirst. Derived from average lemons, the secrets of its manufacture are hidden by higher up criminals called "grandmas." Sold from locations known as "stands" by child labor, the drug can be found in every community. Even police are baffled at this new street drug:
"Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar says police also didn't know how the lemonade was made, who made it or what was in it." [Associated Press via USAToday]While no one has yet died from overdosing on "lemonade" in its processed, concentrated "frozen" form it can cause the debilitating effect known in the medical community as "brain freeze."