Lady Hit by Shovel In Stomach, Pile of Dirt Holding a Shovel, Sell-out, and Dick Cheney (cause that's enough of an insult, plus I could not think of a good grave digging joke)
Yep, he's got a library. Just cause some morons could not figure out how to vote properly. Some small made-up ideas about what this library is gonna be like:
1) Total Children's section of his favorite coloring books. Collection of already colored pages to be archived, as well as a special section where he stayed "in the lines."
2) Complete vacation guide section to Texas.
3) Basement to have insulated levee system to prevent flooding.
4) Presidential Speak-and-Spell
5) Complete presidential papers. As well as bongs, pipes, flasks, and commemorative spring break cups.
Let me know if you hear of some made-up exhibits in the library.
Here's the real NY Times story.