Who Knew G-Dub Could Type?

G-Dub Myspace Duckface

The George W. Bush presidential library archivist's have claimed that along with printed materials, the presidency also created nearly 80 terabytes of electronic media, including emails, photos, and other items.  How much is that?  Hold out your arms as far as they can reach.  More than that.  We are talking bigger-than-a-breadbox here people.  According to this article, the man sent 200 million emails in the 8 years he played this country like a harp from hell.  We can only conclude at least half of those were chain letters and photo-shopped pics of Al Gore's head on assorted people/animals he forwarded to Chaney.  To the brave archivists and archivistettes that have to sift through this garbage, I say "Good on ya.  Keep on Truckin."

G-Dub pic from here

GWB Pres Liberry: Knowledge Just Rolled in its Grave

Lady Hit by Shovel In Stomach, Pile of Dirt Holding a Shovel, Sell-out, and Dick Cheney (cause that's enough of an insult, plus I could not think of a good grave digging joke)

Yep, he's got a library.  Just cause some morons could not figure out how to vote properly.  Some small made-up ideas about what this library is gonna be like:

1)  Total Children's section of his favorite coloring books.  Collection of already colored pages to be archived, as well as a special section where he stayed "in the lines."
2)  Complete vacation guide section to Texas.
3)  Basement to have insulated levee system to prevent flooding.
4)  Presidential Speak-and-Spell
5)  Complete presidential papers.  As well as bongs, pipes, flasks, and commemorative spring break cups.

Let me know if you hear of some made-up exhibits in the library.

Here's the real NY Times story.