Can we stop using the "last chapter" statement when something in a library closes? Bookstore in Las Cruces library closes.
The Brooklyn Public Library is threatening to close Carnegie Buildings, reopening buildings after Sandy repairs, and gonna modernize. I'm down, I'm up, I'm whatever... Congradusorry?
Ann Arundel library system being sued for racial discrimination. No joke here because I watched The Wire and Baltimore scares the shit out of me.
The George W. Bush Library and Museum is receiving materials for its collection. Insert recycled Crayola collection and vacation pamphlet joke here.
The Iowa City Public Library has banned sleeping. Along with eating and defecating, the library plans on being devoid of life by 2014.
The Huntington Library is receiving 1.6 million in stocks from a man named Munger who is obviously hiding the fact that he is a super villain. Think about it. His name is Munger.
GOP Congressman Walter Jones warns that Muslim culture library books threaten both him and his bright and sunny Jesus. Jesus was unavailable for comment but his assistant said he would be back in three days.
The Friends of Forks Library, the library not seen in the famous Twilight books, has received a $100 donation to fix the Forks Library roof. The money will be used to buy a cartoonishly large umbrella.
The Chicago Public Library has unveiled a portrait by artist Steve Musgrave of The Audacity of Hope author Barack Obama. Good luck getting people to come see that when those book sales go down.
The Brooklyn Public Library is threatening to close Carnegie Buildings, reopening buildings after Sandy repairs, and gonna modernize. I'm down, I'm up, I'm whatever... Congradusorry?
Ann Arundel library system being sued for racial discrimination. No joke here because I watched The Wire and Baltimore scares the shit out of me.
The George W. Bush Library and Museum is receiving materials for its collection. Insert recycled Crayola collection and vacation pamphlet joke here.
The Iowa City Public Library has banned sleeping. Along with eating and defecating, the library plans on being devoid of life by 2014.
The Huntington Library is receiving 1.6 million in stocks from a man named Munger who is obviously hiding the fact that he is a super villain. Think about it. His name is Munger.
GOP Congressman Walter Jones warns that Muslim culture library books threaten both him and his bright and sunny Jesus. Jesus was unavailable for comment but his assistant said he would be back in three days.
The Friends of Forks Library, the library not seen in the famous Twilight books, has received a $100 donation to fix the Forks Library roof. The money will be used to buy a cartoonishly large umbrella.
The Chicago Public Library has unveiled a portrait by artist Steve Musgrave of The Audacity of Hope author Barack Obama. Good luck getting people to come see that when those book sales go down.