Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Somebody Taught Levi Johnston to Write and Look What Came Out

Deer in the Headlights: Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs by Levi Johnston is set to come out September 20 and tell the other story behind the Palin family.  As you may remember, Levi Johnston is the high school boyfriend and baby's daddy to Bristol Palin, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter.  According to the Associated Press the book claims, among many things, Bristol wanted to get pregnant after her mom did, the two were having sex way before Bristol claims she drunkenly gave it up on a camping trip, and Sarah Palin wished to be called "Mommy Sarah" instead of grandma.  opposingviews

Just look at that cover and tell me that's not a trustworthy guy.  He's in camo for Christ's sake.  However, as a staunch anti-Palin, I have to trust everything he says as truth and not just a quick get rich scheme from some Alaskan redneck.  I will give him BIG props for admitting that not using condoms with the governor's baby-crazy daughter was "dumb."

Monday, January 24, 2011

I Don't Wanna! Okay... Steampunk Sarah Palin

I use this to hunt Russi... polar moose bears, you betcha!

I do not know why I am reporting this, but here goes:  The Steampunk Sarah Palin comic book is not just a joke I made up to point out all the things I hate in politics/sci fi right now no it is a real thing that hurts my brain meat.  If anyone, man, woman, child, or manwomanchild, comes up to you the library and requests this graphic novel or tries to start a conversation about this, you beat them over the head with a copy of Preacher and then tell the media why.  You tell them of the bile and filth you live with, that this cannot go on.  Then, show them this post and stand back as they begin to beat the corpse of the manwomanchild themselves.