After upholstered library benches became breading sites for bedbugs, the Longmont Library in Colorado has had enough with comfortable seating. The library plans to budget $5,000 for wooden benches this year and more money down the line. TimesCallYou know what we did back in my day when bedbugs came after us? Wicker. And I do not mean that goofy furniture stuff you get from IKEA or whatever. I mean as in Wicker Man, the original, non-bee style. Burn that mother down, smiting all the godless bugs back to the hell from which they sprang.