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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Another Funny Parenting Book

Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being
Holy Shit! Wait... Who is zapping who?

In another range of "Man, I Shouldn't Have Kids" News, another parenting book has come out that gives a humorous and practical look at raising those little poopmancers.  Let's Panic About Babies gives a sarcastic and sometimes hilarious look at what's going on after you get it on without getting a condom on.

Anyway, here's a few titles I came up with if anyone else is thinking about writing a children's book:

"Tell Your Friends to Go the Fuck Home"
"Kids Really Are Bastards, Huh?"
"Fuck My Kids, I'm Drunk"
"TV'll Raise 'Em"

"I Can Read" Digitally

Morris Goes to School (I Can Read Book 1)The beginner reader series from Harper Collins "I Can Read" is being brought into the digital market.  The series will be available on the Apple iBookstore and the Nook Bookstore sometime soon. [GalleyCat]

Also announced are a new line of nonfiction "I Can Read" Titles, including "Dummies Guide to Angry Birds," "How to Hack Mommy's WoW Account So She Will Feed You," and "CSS and HTML Coding with Visual Basic."