"Melissa Lang, as the assistant youth services coordinator for the Cumberland County Library system, developed a program last year to teach teens how to apply their own zombie makeup in time for Halloween and the annual downtown Zombie Walk."
Well, well. Two stories in one day featuring librarians exhibiting talents and bringing them into the library. The first guy just sang, this lady creates frickin' zombies. What's next? Librarian Frankenstein, that's what. Some book pusher out there dabbles in anatomy/physiology and is dreaming up a way to reanimate the dead so he can recreate that scene from Young Frankenstein where he and his abomination put on the Ritz. Well, I got news for you, you depraved seeker of the secrets beyond life: The community ain't gonna put up with that shit. No, sir. They are gonna show up at your library's front door with pitchforks and torches and they will not be there to burn books. They gonna burn you and your hell spawn. Think about that before you act.
I like how in my delusion Librarian Frankenstein reads this blog.
Cumberland County Library system offering zombie makeup workshop - Fayetteville Observer