I am going to go out on a limb and bet most anybody alive in the last week has heard that J. K. Rowling, author of You Know What, released a new book. I got tired of typing her name after one article, so I started collecting everything I read and decided to make a little story about it. Here you go:
Once upon a time, in the land of Eng Land, there was a billionaire author, J. K. "Joking" Rowling, who decided to write a new book that had nothing to do with the books for which she was known. Feeling the burden of progress, Joking decided to write some sexy, drug stuff and would not apologize for it.
When The Book came out, the first viewers looked once, then looked twice and were turned into the dreaded "Reviewers," friend or foe a billionaire can never tell. The First Reviewer cast down the mighty Joking. Despite this, The Book was set to make history in the form of money. Conservative Reviewers called The Book "leftist screed." Then, The New Yorking Timers Reviewers gave their word, and it was displeased. Finally, the Huddled Masses Reviewers said it was cool by them.
The Library began to set up shop to dispense the book to the public, expecting long waiting lists. Moms were especially excited, tired of all that kid wizard shit*.
During the furor, Joking claims that the books that every loved may becoming back, probably to get away from the fact that The eBook was expensive.
Then, disaster struck. eCopies of The eBook, given away to first buyers of The Paper Copy Book, The eBook was broken. One assumes people were on that.
One also assumes the billionaire Joking went about her life.
*Kid Wizard Shit is my hip hop name.
Once upon a time, in the land of Eng Land, there was a billionaire author, J. K. "Joking" Rowling, who decided to write a new book that had nothing to do with the books for which she was known. Feeling the burden of progress, Joking decided to write some sexy, drug stuff and would not apologize for it.
When The Book came out, the first viewers looked once, then looked twice and were turned into the dreaded "Reviewers," friend or foe a billionaire can never tell. The First Reviewer cast down the mighty Joking. Despite this, The Book was set to make history in the form of money. Conservative Reviewers called The Book "leftist screed." Then, The New Yorking Timers Reviewers gave their word, and it was displeased. Finally, the Huddled Masses Reviewers said it was cool by them.
The Library began to set up shop to dispense the book to the public, expecting long waiting lists. Moms were especially excited, tired of all that kid wizard shit*.
During the furor, Joking claims that the books that every loved may becoming back, probably to get away from the fact that The eBook was expensive.
Then, disaster struck. eCopies of The eBook, given away to first buyers of The Paper Copy Book, The eBook was broken. One assumes people were on that.
One also assumes the billionaire Joking went about her life.
*Kid Wizard Shit is my hip hop name.