Borders bookstore announced it was bankrupt earlier this week. Here is a link to an article explaining the entire boring thing. I have nothing new or interesting to say about this, so here's a story about a monkey:There once lived a monkey named Barnaby Russell Betsbury III, or Barbet to the kindly elderly couple who kept him in their bookstore. The only rule the couple had was that Barbet was to never eat the books. One day, Barbet met a cockroach named Satin. Satin convinced Barbet to eat a book called "Bannana's Make Your Feet Stink and 99 Other Lies" and gained all the knowledge therein. When the elderly couple found Barbet with book breath, they punished him by killing Satin with a shoe. When Barbet kept eating more books, they gave him to a zoo, where he was picked on by the other monkeys for now he was the smartest primate of them all and they thought he was weird and liked things that were "gay." Barbet died alone in a fake cave after attempting a stand up comedy career. Fin