Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Twin Peaks Dude Making Children's Books

Twin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition (The Complete Series)Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost is set to begin publishing a trilogy entitled Will West: The Epic with Random House Children's.  I will now speculate what this book will be about:

In a small town just south of the Canadian border, a small doll is found wrapped in plastic without a head near a local sandbox.  Within the playgroup, there exists many suspects, including: Kendra, the doll's owner who found the doll wanting at the last tea party she threw; the psychotic Bugs Meany, Kendra's brother with ADD issues who recently threatened to tear off the doll's head; and Sandy, Kendra's friend who was always jealous of the doll.  Only Encyclopedia Brown, an eccentric detective sent solve the case can find out.