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| The Tolstoy of our times. |
Jose Canseco claims his third book will stay away from topics such as steroids and focus more on his life, the NY Daily news reports. I can only assume this third novel will tell of his tenuous history at the premier magic school Boggswarts, and how he defeated the Great and Mighty to become the greatest Bats-man of them all. Seriously, I know this guy has lots of stories about baseball on the road (most of them pretty good, I bet), but after two books about getting so big your head and testicles are roughly the same size you should just keep up the trend. Go into fiction, writing a wondrous story about a little boy who finds fame and fortune at the end of a needle. Call it "Field of Misinformed Yet Successful Dreams."