Margo Reed, a Yonkers librarian, allegedy stole $163,000 over a six year period while collecting late fees and fines. According to this article, police say she also altered library records to hide the funds, much like one of those crazy embezzlers from high falootin' movie pictures. Now this is a lady that does it right (allegedly)! Why mess around selling books on Ebay or throwing ketchup everywhere? This lady wanted to get paid (allegedly)! Hell, that's enough to put a down payment on a really nice house. What do you spend that kind of money on? Damn sure not your taxes.